Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Bill McNeal
- Bill: You think that's an amazing trick? Watch this, Dave.
- [he looks at Dave's coffee table, which immediately collapses]
- Dave: Catherine is out sick today and I want your input on who should take her place.
- Bill: Me. I can handle it.
- Dave: I think it's too much work for one man.
- Bill: [Chicago accent] How about my friend Eddie from Chicago?
- Dave: Is he a real person or just another voice?
- Bill: Another voice.
- Dave: No.
- Bill: [Hindu accent] What if he were from India?