Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- [appearing are three actors playing U.S. Presidents, charged with soliciting a prostitute]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Honest, Abe?
- Lincoln: Look, I don't have to take this. I'm a major talent in this town.
- Francine La Rue: Wanna bet?
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: In the meantime, you gentlemen are going to have to decide whether you want your cases adjudicated together or separately.
- Lincoln: United we stand, divided we fall!
- Francine La Rue: Tell me about it.
- Christine Sullivan: Your Honor, before we can proceed, we're going to need an order to separate. The fourth defendant isn't here. The man playing Thomas Jefferson hasn't sobered up yet.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Little bit too much Yankee Doodle Brandy?
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: About ten minutes ago he stuck a feather down his throat and threw up macaroni.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Boy Roz is really going through a rough time.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [Scoffing] I go through rough times! I don't go around spreading food all over people.
- [Harry give him an incredulous look]
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Unless they ask.