Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- Ronald McKenzie: I went out of my mind. Suppose on your wedding day you saw your wife in the nude.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: I think I'll probably insist on it.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: By the way, folks. I don't know why it makes any difference to anyone, it sure shouldn't, but for the record I'm 34 years old.
- Dan Fielding: The pool.
- Public Defender Liz Williams: Oh, the pool.
- Bailiff Selma Hacker: I had...
- Dan Fielding: [Checking the pool sheet] HTS. Who's HTS.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Call it a hunch.
- Lana Wagner: Things that are done, it is needless to speak about... things that are past, it is needless to blame.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Confucius?
- Lana Wagner: Probably. In any case it's the longest message I've ever read in a fortune cookie.
- Reporter Al Craven: You know I really like it here in court. I mean, there's always a neverending supply of human misery in a place like this
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Yeah, yeah. Most people don't see the funside of pain and suffering.
- Reporter Al Craven: Riiight
- [Grinning widely, not understanding the sarcasum]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [Letting Al's laugher fade] See ya.