Mischa Barton credited as playing...
Marissa Cooper
- [Marissa walks in from the bedroom wearing a skimpy robe]
- Marissa: Hey Alex, should I be getting dressed or are we going back to...
- [sees Seth standing in the living room as Alex walks in from the kitchen]
- Marissa: ...bed?
- Seth: Oh My God.
- Marissa: Oh My God.
- Alex: Oh My God.
- Seth: [to Alex] Let me get this straight. You broke up with me, for Marissa?
- Alex: Do you want your money?
- Seth: Hey, who better than a superhero understands secret identity? Now hold on, just want to make sure I have the visual.
- [Marissa looks uncomfortable]
- Seth: Okay I got it, great, thank you. Hey listen, Alex. Thank you. Both of you. For everything, I mean, keep doing what you're doing, I like it.
- [walks out]
- Julie: I don't think it's too much to ask to know what's going on under my roof.
- Marissa: Oh. You want to know what's going on with me? I am going to tell you the truth. No screaming, no crying, just the truth.
- Julie: You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear that.
- Marissa: Hold that thought. Alex is my girlfriend.
- Julie: I know, and I am so happy that you have made a new friend. Although, I hope you keep seeing Summer...
- Marissa: No, Mom, not my friend who's a girl. My girlfriend.
- [thunder rumbles in the distance as Julie looks shocked]
- Marissa: Yeah.
- Julie: Got a minute?
- Marissa: Not really.
- Julie: Well, I would like to talk to you. About your friend Alex.
- Marissa: I'm sure you would, Mom.
- Julie: Look, Marissa, I experimented too when I was your age. Albeit it involved a little Motley Cru and a lot of jager.
- Marissa: Woah! Way too much information.
- Julie: I'm just saying, that I understand that this is a phase, but, that I won't make a big deal about it if you don't.
- Marissa: Right. This way you avoid any public embarrassment.
- Julie: [notices suitcases] Where are you going?
- Marissa: I'm moving out. You have my cell if Caleb kicks and you need help counting your cash.
- [Marissa walks in from the pouring rain and passionately kisses Alex]
- Marissa: I told her!
- Alex: You told who what?
- Marissa: My Mom. About us! I can't believe it, but I did.
- Alex: You... told her?
- Marissa: I thought you would be happy.
- Alex: No, it just depends. Did you tell her to piss her off?
- Marissa: Hey, look, I told her so that this could be real. For us.
- Alex: Wow.
- [laughs]
- Alex: So, what happens now?
- Marissa: She is probably having a meltdown as we speak, so I can't go home.
- Alex: So stay here.
- Marissa: You sure?
- Alex: But first, let's get you out of these wet clothes.
- [Julie sees Marissa and Alex walk in]
- Julie Cooper-Nichol: Good morning Mariss... oh, hi. I didn't know you had a friend over last night. Well, I'm Marissa's mother, Julie Cooper-Nichol.
- Alex: Alex.
- Julie Cooper-Nichol: Alex? Oh, yeah. You're the fiesty young lady Caleb mentioned. Well, I was just making bagels. I figured if the Cohens can do it, why can't we?
- Alex: Oh, none for me, thanks. I don't eat breakfast.
- Julie Cooper-Nichol: Oh, that's very punk of you. You know, I used to like the punk in my day.
- Marissa: Mom!
- Julie Cooper-Nichol: You're right, Marissa. It still is my day. I was just being modest.