Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Jan Levinson-Gould: Sometimes a manager like yourself has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.
- Michael Scott: When have you ever done that?
- Jan Levinson-Gould: I'm doing it right now. To you.
- Michael Scott: The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family.
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- Michael Scott: Today, I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah. Like a specialist.
- Dwight Schrute: Okay. First, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
- Michael Scott: Uh, none. You're picking a healthcare plan.
- Pam Beesley: There's nothing new.
- Michael Scott: That's not what you said earlier.
- Pam Beesley: Do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the...
- [motions to the camera]