David Koechner credited as playing...
Todd Packer
- Ryan Howard: [sees Todd's license plate is "WLHUNG"] You a big William Hung fan?
- Todd Packer: Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?
- Todd Packer: [pulls Michael's suit jacket over his head] What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!
- Michael Scott: Oh, okay. Grade A gossip for you right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.
- Todd Packer: Are you kidding? Everyone knows why. You don't know? Oh, okay, check this out. All right, so here's the story. So Randall is nailin' his secretary, right, and she is totally incompetent.
- Michael Scott: Really? Here we go. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy one!
- Todd Packer: We are talkin' "blonde" incompetent, right? Like, uh, ten words a minute. Talking.
- Michael Scott: Well, to be fair, blondes, brunettes, you know, there are a lot of dumb people out there.
- Todd Packer: They *are* women, right?
- Michael Scott: Ohh! Wow! I didn't say it, I didn't say it!
- Todd Packer: I said it!
- [Todd and Michael laugh maniacally]