The Office (TV Series)
Sexual Harassment (2005)
Paul Lieberstein: Toby Flenderson
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : Hey, Toby.
Toby : Hey, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute : You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.
Toby : Sure.
Dwight Schrute : [pause] Where is the clitoris?
[Toby stares, shocked]
Dwight Schrute : On a website, it said, "At the crest of the labia." What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?
Toby : [talking to the camera] Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking about human anatomy. I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
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Toby : I need to talk to you in your office, it'll just take two seconds.
Michael Scott : Literally two seconds?
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Michael Scott : [questioning the company's sexual harassment policy] What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her "partner" in to work? Would that be crossing the line?
Toby : No.
Michael Scott : What if they made out in front of everybody?
Toby : Well, that would be...
Michael Scott : At home? And I told everybody everything about it?
Toby : Okay, I'm lost.
Michael Scott : Okay. Well, then, let's act it out. Pam, you will be Girl A, and Girl B will be...
[scans the room, but finds no one attractive]
Michael Scott : Okay, we'll use the doll.
[grabs inflatable sex doll]
Michael Scott : Pam? Pam.
[shot of Pam, horrified]