David Jason credited as playing...
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter
- Del Boy: [Rodney realises that Del is behind him] You little plonker!
- Rodney: What are you doing 'ere?
- Del Boy: What Am I doing 'ere? What are you doing 'ere?
- Rodney: Well this where Debbie lives, innit! I mean... oi... you're not to pull her?
- Del Boy: No Am I not! I'm a friend of 'ere mums, that's all.
- Rodney: Yeah? When 'da meet 'er then?
- Del Boy: Lets see it was... 1964
- Rodney: [puzzled] Wha'? You only just came 'round to see 'er?
- Del Boy: No! No, I was engaged to 'er, soppy!
- Rodney: [suprised] Another one? Stone me Del, you've been engaged more times than a switchboard .
- Del Boy: You little...
- [pointing to LP]
- Del Boy: 'Ere I dunno why you brought that over 'cause they ain't got a record player.
- Rodney: That's alright,
- [bends record cover]
- Rodney: I ain't got a record.