Buster Merryfield credited as playing...
Uncle Albert Trotter
- Del Boy: There is nothing wrong with me. I just got normal pains.
- Uncle Albert: When you came in tonight you flopped straight down that chair in agony.
- Del Boy: You don't understand unc' that is PMA.
- Rodney: I thought only women got that!
- Del Boy: No Rodney that is PMP.
- Del Boy: PMA is Positive Mental Attitude.
- Del Boy: It's the new buzz word, what all us yuppies get.
- Uncle Albert: Elsie, Boycie & his wife can't have kids.
- Del Boy: You know they've been trying for years but nitto.
- Rodney: They've had tests, things frozen, everything.
- Mike Fisher: Doctors there have just about given up on him.
- Trigger: He's low on something.
- Boycie: Do you mind not discussing my private life with strangers?
- Del Boy: How many cigars a day did that doctor say I could have?
- Uncle Albert: She said three.
- Del Boy: [Reaching for a cigar] How many have I had?
- Uncle Albert: Four.