Nicholas Lyndhurst credited as playing...
Rodney Trotter
- Rodney Trotter: This is all a bit sick, isn't it, bruv? You might fool these three, but not me.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: What are you on about, Rodney?
- Rodney Trotter: Oh, come off it, Del. Two Pina Coladas, then you'll put on your Eric Clapton LP and be up and jiving, won't you?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I don't believe this! I don't believe what he's doing to me! He's torn my world in half and now he's having a pop at me!
- Uncle Albert Trotter: You're right out of order, son.
- Rodney Trotter: Oh, listen to me. Hospitals do not send home paralysed people by bus. What it is you're after, Del? Sympathy from Lisa? Or a disabled sticker for the van?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [jumps out of his wheelchair and grabs Rodney by the lapels] Now, you listen to me you vicious little git! I may never walk again for the rest of my...
- [realizes that he's standing up]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Though I must admit, I'm getting some feeling back.
- Uncle Albert Trotter: You should never tell them sort of lies, Del!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Well, don't blame me! It was him, I just wanted to get my own back on this plonker.
- Trigger: Yeah, but when you fancied a smoke on the bus, you made me carry you up to the top deck!