Vas Blackwood credited as playing...
Lennox Gilbey
- Lennox: [explaining his soubriquet, The Shadow, by paraphrasing lines from 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'] They seek him here, they seek him there/ those policemen seek him everywhere/ is he in heaven or is he in hell/ that dammed elusive... sh-a-a-a-a-dow.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [Del grabs the gun off Lennox's hand and shows it to Clarke] Just a minute, give me that here, look. Where did you get this?
- Tom Clarke: Out of our toy department.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yeah, I wondered how long Taiwan had been making Lugers.
- Mr. Peterson: So what happens now? Are you going to the police?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No. I'm gonna phone them instead.
- Lennox: [Lennox, Clarke and Peterson panic] Del!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Now, now, now, alright, alright, alright, don't panic, don't panic, I'm just winding you up. You are a wally, Lennox!
- Lennox: Sorry, Del.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: What is your mum gonna say? Eh? Now look here, there's no real harm done right, no one has been hurt and nothing has been nicked.
- Uncle Albert Trotter: Do you mind if I stand up a bit and walk around?
- Lennox: Why?
- Uncle Albert Trotter: Er, I've got a bit of cramp in my leg.
- Lennox: Go on, then. No sudden movements though.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Sudden movements? Him?
- [pointing to Albert]
- Rodney Trotter: The closest he gets to a sudden movement is when he wipes the cobwebs off his head.