David Jason credited as playing...
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Just before Mum fell for you she met this, like, new friend. He was the trumpet player from the Locarno.
- Grandad: And a saxophone player.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yes, alright Grandad, alright.
- Rodney Trotter: Are you trying to tell me that my dad... was a band?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No Rodney, no, just the brass section.
- Rodney Trotter: No, I don't believe you. No, the way you've always described Mum she'd never do anything like that.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No, she wouldn't normally. This must've been, like, a one-off.
- Rodney Trotter: Great. Well I can't wait to fill in my next passport application form. Mother's name - Joan Mavis Trotter. Father's name - Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.