- [Pee-wee has lost one too many of his items]
- Pee-wee Herman: [enraged] That does it! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!
- [slowly walks toward the camera]
- Pee-wee Herman: They can take the suit off your back. They can take your special cereal bowl and spoon. They can even take your album of photo memories.
- [by now, he has come up extremely close the camera]
- Pee-wee Herman: But when they mess with your dots... they go too far!
- Pee-wee Herman: AH!
- Miss Yvonne: Pee-wee, what's the matter?
- Pee-wee Herman: My suits! They're... They're gone!
- Miss Yvonne: Well, where can they be?
- Pee-wee Herman: Uh... I don't know. It's a mystery!
- [the Organist plays his mystery music]
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, Pee-wee. I'm so sorry about your suits. I'm sure they'll turn up.
- [last lines]
- Pee-wee Herman: [before leaving the Playhouse on his scooter, he turns to the Organist] By the way, who are you?
- Organist: It's a mystery!
- [plays his mystery music]
- Miss Yvonne: [to Busby the culprit] Hi.
- Busby: Hi.
- Miss Yvonne: Why did you take Pee-wee's things?
- Busby: Well, I'm new in the neighborhood, and I don't have any friends.
- [everyone moans]
- Busby: [to Pee-wee] I saw how many wonderful people come to visit you all the time. So I figured I could have lots of friends, too, and tried to be just like you.