Wayne White credited as playing...
Dirty Dog • Flower • Mr. Kite • Randy
- Randy: Hey, Pterri, is that bread ready yet?
- Pterri: No, and I'm so hungry, my beak is watering!
- Randy: Well, you know that bread will cook faster if the oven was hotter.
- Pterri: It would? It doesn't say that in the recipe.
- Randy: Aw, what do they know anyway? Hey, I got an idea! I'll just the oven up to 700 degrees...
- [turns the oven up to 700 degrees]
- Randy: ... and the bread will be ready in half the time.
- Pterri: Randy, Pee-wee says we're not supposed to touch the oven!
- Randy: Now you tell me. Too late!
- Fireman Frank: [to the other firefighters] Okay, that's it, fellas. See you back in the station.
- [to the cast]
- Fireman Frank: Hello, I am Fireman Frank.
- Miss Yvonne: Hi.
- Fireman Frank: Are all you folks alright?
- Everybody: Yes.
- Fireman Frank: Fortunately, there wasn't a fire, just a lot of smoke. But smoke can be just as dangerous. And here's what must have started it.
- [shows off the homemade bread, blackened and burnt]
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, no, my bread!
- Fireman Frank: Too bad. I love homemade bread.
- Miss Yvonne: I'll put the recipe on a card, with my phone number.
- Pee-wee Herman: I don't get it, Fireman Frank. What could've made the bread burn like that?
- Fireman Frank: Pee-wee, just about anything will burn at 700 degrees.
- Miss Yvonne: Seven hundred? But I set the temperature myself at 350! Didn't I, Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee Herman: Yeah.
- Fireman Frank: Somebody must have turned it up.
- Randy: [appearing beside them] So, is that bread ready yet?
- Pee-wee Herman: No, Randy, the bread is burned because SOMEBODY turned the temperature WAY UP on the oven! Got any ideas on who might've done something STUPID like that?
- Randy: [sheepishly] Uh... me?
- [everyone stares at Randy]
- Pee-wee Herman: Randy, you know you're not supposed to touch the oven.
- Randy: I do now. Gee, I'm sorry about the bread, Pee-wee. I'll go down to the bakery and get you another one.
- [everyone screams]
- Pee-wee Herman: Randy, I don't care about the bread, I care about the safety of everybody in the Playhouse.
- Fireman Frank: Well, then you should make sure that the Playhouse is fire safe.
- Pee-wee Herman: Well, how do we do that, Fireman Frank?
- Fireman Frank: Conduct fire drills to make sure everyone knows where and how to exit the house quickly in the event of a fire. And you should have smoke detectors placed throughout your home to warn you of the presence of smoke or fire.
- Miss Yvonne: I have a smoke detector in my bedroom, over my bed.
- Fireman Frank: Remember to make sure they are kept in good working order by checking them once a month.
- [Pee-wee is seen testing a smoke detector]
- Fireman Frank: Replace dangerous frayed electrical cords, and don't overload your sockets. Get rid of rubbish, and make sure all flammable liquids are stored in a safe place away from the heat. And remember, never, never play with matches.
- [strikes a match]
- Pee-wee Herman: Fireman Frank, is there anything else we can do to make sure we'Re fire safe?
- Fireman Frank: Sure, a list of these and other safety tips are available from your local fire department.