Tommy Davidson credited as playing...
Oscar Proud
- The Talking Baby: [sees Oscar reading book] what is that you're reading show business for dummies?
- Oscar Proud: What are you doing here? Oh I get it this is a cattle call for ugly babies huh? I think we have a winner.
- The Talking Baby: Your attempt at humor like the diaper I'm wearing is beneath me if you must know I'm the most prolific infant actor in the business I've been doing commercials since I was 5 days old I cry in five different languages that's five and a half more than you'll ever know. I'm the baby to beat, buster.
- Oscar Proud: Oh really wouldn't it be a shame if for some strange reason you didn't make it to the audition?
- The Talking Baby: Where are you taking me?
- Oscar Proud: You'll know when you get there.
- Trudy Proud: Oscar Oscar you won't believe it the producer saw the twins and hired them right on the spot.
- Oscar Proud: Hear that, Rudolph? you lost to my kids you 11 month old has been.
- Trudy Proud: Oscar who are you talking to?
- Oscar Proud: This little trouble making baby over here go ahead let me see you mouth off to her.
- The Talking Baby: [talking as a baby] goo goo gah gah.
- Oscar Proud: I tell you Trudy he can talk! He's been doing commercials since he was 5 days old! He can cry in six different languages.
- Trudy Proud: Look, baby I'll drive home you just rest.
- Oscar Proud: No wait a minute baby! I'm not crazy! I'm telling you the truth! It ain't me now,
- [talking baby chuckles sinisterly at me]
- Oscar Proud: Trudy!
- Trudy Proud: What do you think you're doing?
- Oscar Proud: We can't let these people push us around Trudy.
- [Oscar is accidentally picked up by a fork lift. Grunts. Screams. Whimpers]
- Oscar Proud: Mama!
- Trudy Proud: Oscar will you please just stay out of trouble?