James Smillie credited as playing...
Justice Computer
- Kryten: I ask the court one key question: Would the Space Core ever have allowed this man to be in a position of authority where he might endanger the entire crew? A man so petty and small minded, he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issue condoms. A man of such awesome stupidity...
- Rimmer: Objection.
- Justice Computer voice: Objection overruled.
- Kryten: ...a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel. An over-zealous, trumped up little squirt...
- Rimmer: Objection.
- Justice Computer voice: Overruled.
- Kryten: ...an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex, who commanded as much respect and affection from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot.
- Rimmer: OBJECTION.
- Justice Computer voice: If you object to your own counsel once more Mr. Rimmer, you will be in contempt.
- Kryten: Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime; it is also his punishment. The defence rests.
- Rimmer: But I never got so much as a library book late! Second-degree murder? A 1,000 people? I would have remembered!
- Justice Computer voice: Your willful negligence in failing to reseal a drive plate resulted in the deaths of the entire crew of the Jupiter Mining Corporation vessel, the Red Dwarf.
- Rimmer: Oh, that!