James Garner credited as playing...
Jim Rockford
- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Audra: It's Audra. Remember last summer at Pat's? I've got a twelve-hour layover before I go to Chicago. How about it?
- Marilyn Polonski: Is there anything you won't do for money?
- Jim Rockford: Well, there's two things. I won't kill for it and I won't marry for it. Other than that I'm open to about anything.
- Jim Rockford: [Rockford is driving and stops for a hitchhiker. She gets in and tells Jim she's coming from work] If I'm not being too personal uh, what kind of work do you do?
- Marilyn Polonski: I'm a model. I just had a rough time with an 'occupational hazard.' By the way, thanks for the ride. My name's Marilyn Polonski.
- Jim Rockford: Jim Rockford.
- Marilyn Polonski: Most of the artists I pose for are interested in their work. This one today was a real grope-freak!
- [giggles]
- Marilyn Polonski: I grabbed my clothes, I ran so fast, I didn't get my 23 dollars.
- [Jim looks at her puzzled]
- Marilyn Polonski: It's my modeling fee: 20 dollars an hour with the clothes on, 23 for the 'real me'.
- Jim Rockford: Is there enough business around to keep the 'real you' busy?
- Marilyn Polonski: Almeria's 'bulging' with artists.
- Jim Rockford: I'm the national advertising manager for the Avocado Growers of America.
- Marilyn Polonski: What'd he do, steal a crate of avocados?
- Jim Rockford: He's our top animator. Yeah he took off and we can't seem to find anybody who can draw the avocado "Bandito".
- Marilyn Polonski: You kidding?
- Jim Rockford: Yeah.