Ray Stevenson credited as playing...
Titus Pullo
- Titus Pullo: [giving Vorenus advice on pleasing women] Oh yes, and right above her cunny, there's a button. Pay attention to that button and she'll go wild.
- Lucius Vorenus: [horrified] How do you know this of her?
- Titus Pullo: They ALL have it. Ask anyone.
- Gaius Octavian: They say that Caesar is a war criminal, and that he intends to march his army on Rome.
- Lucius Vorenus: That is sacrilege; no man of honour would follow him.
- Titus Pullo: Well I'm no man of honour then... cause I say Caesar should ride in here! With *elephants* - and squash Pompey *and* Cato *and* anyone else that wants it. That's what I say!
- Lucius Vorenus: That is because you govern your reason no better then you govern your tongue.
- [Niobe brings a cup of mulled wine to the recovering Pullo]
- Niobe: Here, I put in extra nutmeg, like you like.
- Titus Pullo: Oh, marry me, divine goddess!
- Niobe: What, a porcine object like you? Besides, I'm already wed... thanks be to evil spirits.
- Titus Pullo: You're wrong, friend wife. He's a good man, your man.
- Titus Pullo: Here I come, girls! I'm gonna drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke and fuck every whore in the city.
- Lucius Vorenus: Show some dignity. You're under the standard.
- Titus Pullo: Well, talk to him!
- [Points toward Marc Anthony, who is having sex in uniform with a young girl alongside the road]
- Lucius Vorenus: He's not... under the standard.
- Titus Pullo: Three hours away from a wife he hasn't seen in eight years. The man's terrified.
- Gaius Octavian: Surely a reunion is a happy event.
- Lucius Vorenus: Talk of something else!
- Titus Pullo: What if she's lost her teeth? What if she's got skinny, or if she's been letting other men get between her legs?
- Lucius Vorenus: Silence!