Sara Gilbert credited as playing...
- Dan: [on the phone, sucking up to a banker/friend; he covers the mouth-piece and asks Roseanne] Which one's the genius?
- Roseanne: The little-one, Katie.
- Darlene: The one who made boom-boom in our sink.
- Darlene: Yo Mum, the lunch lady at school's been sick a few weeks, I think she's gonna die soon, you interested?
- Roseanne: Let's see, serving crappy food to ungrateful teenagers, how would I know I was at work?
- Roseanne: [Dan finishes reading a note from DJ's school] Maybe there's a page missing.
- Dan: He's in the Regionals, that's the whole note
- [checks the other side]
- Dan: no-one was hurt.
- Roseanne: DJ I always knew you had some special hidden talent, now you can spell, you can spell.
- Darlene: That's where the big money is
- [she stands up and gets her bag]
- D.J. Conner: You're just jealous.
- Darlene: You're right, I wanted to be Rain Man.
- Darlene: Hey Mum, did you tell DJ to wash his hair?
- Roseanne: Yeah.
- Darlene: Oh well you should've told him to take his blazer off first.
- Roseanne: Why does he do that!
