Roseanne Barr credited as playing...
Roseanne Conner
- Crystal Anderson: I've decided not to date any men anymore.
- Roseanne Conner: Well, Crystal, don't you think that's just a little bit nuts?
- Crystal Anderson: No, what's nuts is bouncing from one bad relationship to the next.
- Darlene Conner: [hauls in a shopping bag] What's in here, lead?
- Roseanne Conner: [claps] Ooh I got you kids some new leg irons.
- Jackie Harris: [about Crystal's frazzled condition] I gave her a ride to work.
- Roseanne Conner: Must've been a hell of a ride, what'd you do, steer with your feet?
- Roseanne Conner: [grabs the phone cord and shakes it] Alright, get off, you are stretching out the natural beauty of that phone cord.
- Darlene Conner: Why're you picking on me?
- Roseanne Conner: Because I can't find Becky.
- Jackie Harris: Crystal's husband Sonny was working on the Monument Street bridge and he was pouring cement and he, slipped, and fell into one of the molding piles.
- Booker Brooks: So, he fell off the bridge.
- Roseanne Conner: Well kinda, he fell *in* the bridge.
- Booker Brooks: You mean, all this time...
- Jackie Harris: For the past 12 years and
- [fights back laughter]
- Jackie Harris: it's a very sad thing.
- Crystal Anderson: [standing under the bridge to talk to Sonny] I feel kind of stupid about this.
- Roseanne Conner: Well tell him that, Crystal, just tell him anything.
- Dan Conner: Yeah, I'll help get you started.
- [hollers]
- Dan Conner: Sonny! It's me, Dan! Crystal's here too! She's-
- [turns around]
- Dan Conner: I can't do it... he's your husband.