The Conner's, Jackie, and Crystal enjoy a Saturday trip to the Mall for the annual Spring-a-Thon sale. Becky tries to talk Roseanne into buying her an expensive dress, while Dan tries to talk Rosanne out of making him buy expensive shoes. Only one will be victorious. Darlene learns her sugar limit, and D.J. learns the meaning of the word "wait". While Jackie becomes depressed about her life, Crystal is having the time of her life.
—Lynne Boris Johnston