Dick Martin: Self - Host
Sally Field, Terry-Thomas, Joby Baker, Godfrey Cambridge, Jerry Lewis, John Wayne
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
Dick Martin credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Dick Martin: And above all, remember these three little words: don't argue.
- Pretty Blonde: But that's only two little words.
- Dick Martin: See, you're learnin'.
- Dan Rowan: Hey, somebody threw a rock through the window with a note on it.
- Dick Martin: What's it say?
- Dan Rowan: [reading the note] Windows fixed: five dollars.
- Father Time: Here we go down memory lane again, folks!
- Dan Rowan: Hey, did'ya hear about the guy who lit a cigarette in the dynamite factory?
- Dick Martin: No, where is he?
- Dan Rowan: Room 46. 47... 48...