Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

A Girl and Her Cat

Salem Saberhagen

Sabrina Spellman: I've gotta meet Harvey at The Slicery but now I've gotta change thanks to you.
Salem Saberhagen: Er, since you thanked me, can I ask a favour?
Sabrina Spellman: Excuse me, cat? You want a favour?
Salem Saberhagen: Yeah. Can I tag along to The Slicery? I've got a touch of cabin fever and I'd really like to... .
Sabrina Spellman: [interrupting] Are you insane? I wouldn't bring you to The Slicery if you were the last person slash cat on Earth.
Salem Saberhagen: Man, what's her problem?
Hilda Spellman: You are so self-centred, even for a cat.

Sabrina Spellman: You got me kicked out of The Slicery, the one place I had a little privacy.
Salem Saberhagen: Don't talk to me about privacy! I'm the one who has to relieve himself in a box in the middle of the kitchen. D'you know how hard it is to get that far away stare going?
Sabrina Spellman: Oh, like anyone's watching.

Salem Saberhagen: I need a plan. What would McGuiver do... y'know... if he were a cat?

Sabrina Spellman: So where's my present?
Salem Saberhagen: It's more of a promise than a present.
Sabrina Spellman: No present?
Salem Saberhagen: Wait, you'll like it. I promise to appreciate you and respect your privacy.
Sabrina Spellman: From now on?
Salem Saberhagen: Er, no, for like a week.
Sabrina Spellman: That's it?
Salem Saberhagen: Okay, 10 days but that's my final offer.
Sabrina Spellman: Deal!

Salem Saberhagen: There are worse places to be during the holidays than with your family.

Hilda Spellman: [Salem ignoring gifts and playing with the colourful wrapping paper] You know next year I don't think I'll even bother to buy him a gift.
Salem Saberhagen: This is good, this is so good. Oh, the wrapping, greens and reds and ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! It's the best Christmas ever and it's great to be home. Ho-oo, yes! Yes! Yes!
Sabrina Spellman: I think he likes my paper best.