Melissa Joan Hart credited as playing...
Sabrina Spellman
- Zelda Spellman, Hilda Spellman: [singing] Halloween, o'happy day. Halloween o' happy day.
- Sabrina Spellman: What are you doing with Salem? I heard him screeching.
- Zelda Spellman: Very funny. We were singing a Halloween carol.
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm going to school in a costume. Guess who I am?
- [puts on a pair of red-rimmed glasses]
- Sabrina Spellman: Sally Jessy Raphael. What, do I need a microphone?
- Hilda Spellman: We're not big on thanksgiving. That holiday was started by puritans who weren't exactly witch friendly.
- Sabrina Spellman: So instead we celebrate a night devoted to little kids dressing up like super-heroes?
- Zelda Spellman: That is not what all hallows eve is all about. It's a time for remembering the dead.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, that sounds like fun. I just know I'll have a terrible time.
- Hilda Spellman: And that's what family gatherings are all about. Do you think I want to listen to cousin Marigold brag about how married she is and how single I am? No.
- Zelda Spellman: But we go, because it's tradition.
- Hilda Spellman: And Zelda makes me.
- Sabrina Spellman: And now you're making me?
- Hilda Spellman: See? Tradition.
- Sabrina Spellman: It's so unfair. They can't make me go to the Other Realm.
- Salem Saberhagen: They made me a cat. You're messing with the wrong crowd.
- Sabrina Spellman: [finds the spell in the magic book] Here goes. Double, double. Toil and trouble.
- Salem Saberhagen: Bill Shakespeare stole that from us. What a hack!
- Salem Saberhagen: It can't talk until you give it something to say and keep in mind it can only say 3 sentences.
- Sabrina Spellman: Let me think. I want my double to be positive because people are always feel positive about positive people.
- Salem Saberhagen: My tuna's coming up.
- Amanda: You better be nice to me or I'll put you in a jar.
- Sabrina Spellman: Excuse me?
- Amanda: I put all the people who aren't nice to me in jars.
- [puts on the table a jar with a tiny man in it]
- Amanda: This is Mr. Altree, he tried to teach me math.
- Sabrina Spellman: Can he breath in there?
- Amanda: Yes, I gave him air holes. Here's a math problem, Mr. Altree. 5 air holes minus 1 air hole is how many?
- [placing her finger over one of the air holes]
- Mr. Altree: No, please! I wanna live. I wanna live!
- Amanda: See, nobody likes pop quizzes.
- Libby Chessler: Would you stop smiling at me! Oh you are such a goody two shoes.
- Sabrina Spellman: That is so true.
- Libby Chessler: Well, at least you admit it. You know I'd like you a lot more if you'd just make fun of people but I suppose you would never do that.
- Sabrina Spellman: Mr. Pool can be so annoying.
- Libby Chessler: That's a start.
- Amanda: My parents let me eat ice cream whenever I want. My nanny said it would rot my teeth so I put her in a jar.
- Sabrina Spellman: You know you should really find other ways of dealing with people.
- Amanda: What's that supposed to mean?
- Sabrina Spellman: Just that, you know you don't have to put everyone you don't like in a jar.
- Amanda: That's what my psychologist said, so I put him in a jar.
- Sabrina Spellman: Now how do I know I'm going to get the real James Dean and not the sausage guy?
- Hilda Spellman: First of all, the sausage guy is still alive but just in case write 'Star of Rebel without a cause.'
- Sabrina Spellman: So I moved in with aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda. They do more weird things by 9 a.m. than most people do all day.
- Granny: Well, Sabrina, you know you can always tell me anything.
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm a witch.
- Granny: Well, dear, as long as you're happy.
- Harvey Kinkle: I'm thinking about going as James Dean.
- Sabrina Spellman: I love James Dean.
- Harvey Kinkle: Yeah, and all I needs a white T shirt, some jeans and something to lean on.
- Sabrina Spellman: Just gather round the jack-o-lantern and remember, the true meaning of Halloween is inside you. Right Salem?
- Salem Saberhagen: There's a pound of candy corn inside me.
- Sabrina Spellman: [reading] It's a gift certificate to spend half an hour with the deceased of your choice. What's this?
- Marigold: You got her a reanimation? Those are very pricey.
- Amanda: [screaming] I want a reanimation! I want a reanimation! I want a reanimation!
- [Marigold drags her away]
- Sabrina Spellman: This is the weirdest gift.