Nick Bakay credited as playing...
Salem Saberhagen
- Sabrina Spellman: I went to a bad movie and a 99-cent store with Valerie and for that I have to miss a free concert?
- Salem Saberhagen: Oh, I'll feel sorry for you tonight when I'm sleeping in my wicker basket by those old paint cans.
- Sabrina Spellman: I can't believe Zelda. Where does she get off holding me to what I agreed to?
- Salem Saberhagen: What is that famous expression? "If at first you don't succeed, try another aunt."
- Sabrina Spellman: Doesn't sound very honest.
- Salem Saberhagen: You want honest or do you wanna go out and bleed from your ears with Harvey?
- Salem Saberhagen: Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Why can't you act like a normal family and argue on the front lawn?
- Sabrina Spellman: You are aware this looks exactly like Aunt Zelda's place?
- Hilda Spellman: It's the exact opposite. Plus, I added a doily.
- Salem Saberhagen: I hate it.
- Sabrina Spellman: How can you hate it? It's just like home.
- Salem Saberhagen: Because I hate change, and it smells like sweat and spit.
- Sabrina Spellman: That's you.
- Salem Saberhagen: Oh.
- Sabrina Spellman: Sure, it's a little weird, but, you know, moving between two houses has its upside. I hear travel broadens you.
- Salem Saberhagen: [crying] I'm a latchkey kitty.
- Sabrina Spellman: I have to find a way to get Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda back together.
- Salem Saberhagen: Is there a spell that would force them to share a spleen?
- Sabrina Spellman: Okay. How about if I find something that they both love and cherish and put it in danger?
- Salem Saberhagen: Oh, what are you gonna do to me?
- Sabrina Spellman: Not you. Me.
- Salem Saberhagen: Oh, thank goodness. But I am willing to help. I could push you down the stairs.
- Sabrina Spellman: Salem, it's working. They'll be back together in no time.
- Salem Saberhagen: I've been sizing up their spleens just in case.
- Sabrina Spellman: No, they called the doctor!
- Salem Saberhagen: I was against this plan from the beginning.