Nate Richert credited as playing...
Harvey Kinkle
- Harvey Kinkle: Hey, guess what. I was the 23rd caller to the radio station and I won two tickets to the Lisa Loeb concert this weekend.
- Sabrina Spellman: You're kidding. I've devoted my life to being the 23rd caller. But I'm a purist. I never use speed dial.
- Harvey Kinkle: So you wanna go? They're great seats.
- Sabrina Spellman: You mean we can actually see the band? I can't.
- Harvey Kinkle: Why?
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, I went out twice last week and I sort of promised my aunts I'd stay in and do some schoolwork. It's not like I have a lot. Heh.
- Harvey Kinkle: The seats are right next to the speakers.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, man. That's where the fights usually break out.
- Sabrina Spellman: Great. Why can't Gordie's parents have a couples-therapy weekend when I'm not grounded?
- Harvey Kinkle: Hey, did you hear about Gordie's party? I bet the cops will be there before 10.
- Sabrina Spellman: I can't go.
- Harvey Kinkle: You have to go. You'll have nothing in common with the entire student body if you don't go. I mean, I'll still like you, but I don't think we'll have anything to talk about.
- Harvey Kinkle: Your Aunt Hilda's still saying no?
- Sabrina Spellman: Now she's moved on to "No way" and "Ask again and you'll never see sunlight."
- Harvey Kinkle: I just wondered what happened to you.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, right. We were supposed to get married.
- Harvey Kinkle: I figured you forgot.
- Sabrina Spellman: No, no, no. You gave me a licence to sign. It's around here somewhere. Oh, here it is. Sorry about the gum. It's not too late, is it?
- Harvey Kinkle: Yeah. I gave you that three years ago.
- Sabrina Spellman: Man, I'm so disorganized. Well, you're here now. Let me grab my coat.
- Harvey Kinkle: Sabrina, I've moved on. I married someone else.
- Sabrina Spellman: And you didn't call?
- Harvey Kinkle: I did. You told me you'd call me back after you finished your game of "Tetris." How's that going, by the way? Look, I came here because I wanted you to meet my wife. Honey?
- Libby Chessler: [Sabrina screams] All right, she's alive. Can we go now?