Danny Cooksey credited as playing...
Bobby Budnick
- Bobby Budnick: A long time ago, there was a guy named Zeke. He used to clean out the toilets here at camp.
- Dina Alexander: Already it's a horror story.
- [In telling his ghost story, Bobby produces a plunger]
- Michael Stein: What's the big deal? My dad has one of these at home.
- Bobby Budnick: But your dad's probably doesn't have a curse on it.
- Michael Stein: Curse? What curse?
- Bobby Budnick: They say old Zeke, the plumber's ghost, still walks around Camp Anawanna looking for his plunger. Anyone who touches it will be haunted in their dreams.
- Z.Z. Ziff: What is this guy, the Freddie Krueger of custodians?
- Bobby Budnick: Boy, what's up? Zeke the Plumber keep you awake last night?
- Michael Stein: No.
- Bobby Budnick: Liar.
- Bobby Budnick: What is THIS?
- Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen: It's a bag of potato chips.
- Bobby Budnick: I asked for ruffled potato chips.
- Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen: Hey, what's the difference?
- Bobby Budnick: One has ruffles and the other one doesn't, ya moron.
- Zeke: My name is Zeke the Plumber, and I've come to collect your head in my bucket.
- Bobby Budnick: There sure are a lot of you guys out here tonight.
- Zeke: Silence! And give me your head.
- Bobby Budnick: I'm sorry, man, but I'm kind of attached to it, in more ways than one.
- Zeke: You must suffer my curse and I must take your head!
- Zeke: I can smell your fear.
- Bobby Budnick: Please stop. I'll make you a deal.
- Zeke: I don't make deals with roaches.
- Bobby Budnick: What if I told you everything I ever did bad at camp?