Redd Foxx credited as playing...
Fred G. Sanford
- Fred G. Sanford: [after attending synagogue] By the way, I learned that "bubba" is the Yiddish word for grandmother.
- Bubba Bexley: No kiddin', Fred?
- Fred G. Sanford: No kiddin', Grandma.
- Aunt Esther Anderson: And did you learn that Esther was a Jewish queen? The most beautiful queen that ever was?
- Fred G. Sanford: Well, somebody lied.
- Aunt Esther Anderson: No, they didn't! There's a whole story in the Bible, all about me.
- Fred G. Sanford: Oh, yeah, I remember now. Samson slew the Philistine with your jawbone.
- Aunt Esther Anderson: Some people claim the Falashas come from the son of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba.
- Fred G. Sanford: Oh, King Solomon, from the Bible. That the the guy who had the argument with those two mothers, took their kids and split.
- Aunt Esther Anderson: Something like that, fool. I don't understand how the wisest of men beget the biggest turkey in Watts.
- Lamont Sanford: Kosher turkey! That's the biggest kosher turkey!
- Aunt Esther Anderson: Did you know Esther was a Jewish queen?
- Fred G. Sanford: Is that so?
- Aunt Esther Anderson: That's correct. There's a whole story all about me in the Bible.
- Fred G. Sanford: Oh yeah. I remember now. Samson slew the Philistines with your jawbone.
- [Fred suddenly gets up and runs away from an enraged Esther brandishing her purse. The disappear into the kitchen... until Esther comes running out like a bat out of hell, chased by Fred with a baseball bat]