Demond Wilson credited as playing...
Lamont Sanford
- Lamont Sanford: What war were you ever in?
- Fred G. Sanford: World War II. I never got over it. Staggering, staggering under that 40-pound pack.
- Lamont Sanford: Now you know you never left Fort Dix, New Jersey, and the only pack that made you stagger was a six-pack!
- Man: [as Fred goes to sit in his expensive chair] Ah ah!
- Lamont Sanford: [Almost sarcastically] It's a Chippendale. It's not made for sitting in.
- Fred G. Sanford: Well, he should've got a Sears n Roebuck. They made for sitting in.