Darrell Hammond credited as playing...
Various
- Alex Trebek: Why don't you pick a category?
- Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier.
- Alex Trebek: [Trebek looks to the board...] Wait, what? No... no, no, no, no, no. That's "The Pen is Mightier".
- Sean Connery: Gussy it up however ya want, Trebek, what matters is, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man?
- Alex Trebek: It's not a product Mr. Connery.
- Sean Connery: 'Cause I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya! And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!
- Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery! There's no such thing!
- Nicolas Cage: Wait... Wait... Wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
- Alex Trebek: No! No I'm not!
- Sean Connery: Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!