Various / Henry Hyde / David Larry
Various / Elizabeth Dole / Cinder Calhoun
Various / Al D'Amato / Alfred Hitchcock
Various / George Michael / Mr. Peepers
Various / John Conyers / Pimpin' Kyle
Various / Maxine Waters / Bishop Don 'Mack' Donald
Various / Mariah Carey / Mrs. Bates
Self / Weekend Update Anchor
Various / Courtney Love / Miss Colleen
Various / Richard Simmons / John Lennon
Various / Bob Barr
Various / Barney Frank / Jerry Garcia
Themselves
Self - Musical Guest
Self - Host / Trent / Norman Bates / William Alexander / White Chocolate
Self - Announcer (voice)
(uncredited)
Self - keyboards (uncredited)
Self - Bandleader (uncredited)
Frat Party Girl (uncredited)