Darrell Hammond credited as playing...
Various • Al Gore • William Shatner • Sean Connery
- Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
- Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
- Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
- Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, why don't you pick.
- Sean Connery: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $7000.
- Alex Trebek: [Pans to board, it reads "An Album Cover", audience breaks into laughter and applause]
- [Sean Connery laughs wildly]
- Alex Trebek: That's "An Album Cover", not anal bum cover!
- Sean Connery: I can read Trebek! That says Anal Bum Cover! I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover! Failing to do so is my greatest regret!
- [more laughter]
- Alex Trebek: You have led a horrifying life.