Lindsay Lohan credited as playing...
Self - Host • Hermione Granger
- Lindsay Lohan: [during a visit to Disney World] This is my dream come true! I mean, I'm totally serious. Tigger hugged me at the door and almost thought I was gonna cry!
- Debbie Downer: I guess Roy's isn't doing as well as they first thought.
- Amy Poehler: What? Who's Roy?
- Debbie Downer: Roy of Siegfried and Roy. He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.
- Lindsay Lohan: You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World! I didn't say a word during "It's a Small World" when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went on and on about Feline AIDS...
- Debbie Downer: It's the number one killer of domestic cats
- Lindsay Lohan: [frustrated, Lindsay leaves] I can't take it!
- Debbie Downer: So after this we hit the park, guys?
- Jimmy Fallon: [talks with this mouth full] Yeah.
- Debbie Downer: Slather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently and doctor told me that due to the extend of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with the melanoma.
- [everyone else at the table gets up to leave]
- Debbie Downer: You guys go ahead, I'll meet you at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents.