Mark-Paul Gosselaar credited as playing...
Zack Morris
- Mr. Belding: Alright, let's make this quick. I have a school to run.
- Zack: Well, Mr. Belding, I think you're of one the best, no, *the* best Principal in the history of principalisms. Does everybody agree?
- Jessie, Slater, Kelly, Lisa, Screech: Oh, yeah!
- Mr. Belding: Zack, you're not a matador, so take the bull outside.
- Derek Morris: What about that, that, uh, big fishing trip we took, huh? When you, uh, fell right in the lake.
- Zack: I didn't fall in! I jumped in after my retainer fell out.
- [Both laugh]
- Derek Morris: Yeah, somewhere, there's a catfish swimmin' around with perfect teeth.
- Zack: [to the audience] Everybody's excited about the class ski trip. Unfortunately, we don't have any money. Now if I don't come up with something quick, I'm gonna have to sell my parents' house again.