Mario Lopez credited as playing...
A.C. Slater
- Screech: [Screech enters with a girl in a cheerleading uniform] Hello, my friends. I've found the meaning of life. Her name's Linda.
- Linda: Yay, Linda!
- Screech: How are you, Slater?
- Slater: Okay.
- Linda: Okay, yay! S-L-A-T-E-R, yay, Slater!
- Lisa: If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda.
- Linda: B-Y-E, bye!