Jordan Christopher Michael credited as playing...
Billy
- Billy: Help, help! My friend's getting beat up behind the snack stand. Hurry!
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Don't worry kid, I'll save him.
- [he takes off]
- Billy: Doofus.
- Billy: [to Tiffani] So, hot stuff, live around here?
- Kelly Kapowski: Excuse me?
- Billy: Hey, I'm a guy, you're a girl, it's only natural.
- Kelly Kapowski: How old are you?
- Billy: A mature 11. Oh, gotta jet. Call me, babe. Don't worry if my mom answers. I let her stay with me.
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Hey, there was no fight. Where is that kid?
- Kelly Kapowski: That was no kid, that was the next Zack Morris.
- Billy: Would you go with me to my little league banquet?
- Kelly Kapowski: Oh, that's so sweet!
- Billy: You're looking at little slugger of the year.
- Kelly Kapowski: Oh, Billy, you're really cute, and I'm very flattered, but I can't go out with you. You're just a little boy.
- Billy: Little boy?
- [He walks off]
- Kelly Kapowski: Oh, Billy, wait, I didn't mean...
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: Don't worry, Kelly. He'll get over it.
- [pause]
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: After *many* years of therapy.
- Kelly Kapowski: Is this sand taken?
- Billy: Why would you want to sit with a little kid?
- Kelly Kapowski: Because you're a cool little kid, and just because I'm older doesn't mean we can't be friends. What do you say?
- Billy: Well, okay, but... can I call you when I'm 17?
- Kelly Kapowski: You'd better.