Donald Faison credited as playing...
Dr. Christopher Turk
- Dr. Moyer: You called me in from home to do an abdomile CAT scan that could wait until Monday morning? Well guess what? It's not happening.
- J.D.: Look, Dr. Moyer...
- Dr. Moyer: [throwing a tantrum] These are my machines!
- Carla: Sir...
- Dr. Moyer: [ANGRY] My machines!
- Chris Turk: Who's machines?
- Dr. Moyer: They're my machines!
- J.D.: [to Turk] How is that helpful?
- Dr. Moyer: [throwing his arms up & down] They're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! My machine! My machine!
- [again and again until scene ends]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: You know what I realized when I was dragging my car door around- I cannot remember the last good thing that happened to me at this place. I mean, what is it about me that makes everybody walk all over me?
- Carla: No self-confidence.
- Chris Turk: You can be a baby sometimes.
- J.D.: Your voice gets really high when you're upset.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [in a high voice] Rhetorical question, ok?