Donald Faison credited as playing...
Dr. Christopher Turk
- Dr. Christopher Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Why'd you get a new cell phone number. Your old number spelled kufunninapuh.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-Call-Turk. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: How am I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stick with kufunninapuh.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Come on, man, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me besides getting married.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: She's not here.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: [to the Janitor] Hey, Night School! Mr. Corman followed us home last night!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: How'd you get my cell phone number?
- The Janitor: Ehh, once you've got somebody's driver's license and a urine sample, you can get just about anything. How do you fail 8th grade gym?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: You better stop messing with my husband.
- The Janitor: You better tell him to stop messing with my walls.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: [side-eyes Turk] You did this?
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Baby, you know you're my world.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: I'm out.
- [walks away]
- The Janitor: I flunked gym too. Didn't like the shorts.
- Harvey Corman: I thought we could head over to my tennis club. I'll show you what's going on with my serve. Can you hop a tall fence? I'm a little behind on my dues.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Sure, a black guy breaking into a country club. Mm, nothing bad could happen there.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: But CALL-TURK is eight numbers.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: I know, actually it's just CALL-TUR, but I'm hoping people will dial the K anyway.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I'll always dial the K for you.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: You're a good friend.