Steve Tom credited as playing...
Narrator • Doctor
- Narrator: [singing along with 12 Days of Christmas while Turk is constantly forced to wake up on call] On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me/ A drunk fool drove into a tree./ On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me/ Two shattered skulls and a drunk fool drove into a tree/ Twelve beaten children, 11 drive-by shootings, 10 frozen homeless, 9 amputations, 8 burn victims, 7 strangled shoppers, 6 random knifings, 5 suicides, 4 beaten wives, 3 ODs, 2 shattered skulls, and a drunk fool drove into a tree.