Robert Maschio credited as playing...
Todd Quinlan
- Todd Quinlan: There's only one rule if you're gonna stay at El Casa de Todd:
- [removes robe to reveal his bananahammock]
- Todd Quinlan: You gotta hammock up.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Oh... I don't have one of those, Todd.
- Todd Quinlan: No problem.
- [opens wardrobe which is full of bananahammocks and takes one out]
- Todd Quinlan: What are you, about a medium?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: ...Extra-medium.
- Todd Quinlan: This'll work. And it'll look good, too.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [at Todd's apartment with his things] Thanks for letting us crash here, man.
- Todd Quinlan: [wearing a red and black silk robe] The Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [awkwardly] Okay...
- [turns around and sees a group picture on the wall behind him with Todd and some other men wearing flip flops and Speedos, presumably a male swim team]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Oh! Cool picture! Which one of those guys is you?
- Todd Quinlan: Oh, I don't swim. So there's only one rule if you're gonna stay at El Casa de Todd...
- [removes his robe to reveal a skimpy fire-print banana hammock underneath]
- Todd Quinlan: You gotta hammock up.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [uncomfortable] Oh, I don't have one of those, Todd.
- Todd Quinlan: No problem.
- [he opens up a wardrobe full of banana hammocks and takes out a lime green one]
- Todd Quinlan: What are you, about a medium?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [still uncomfortable] Extra medium.
- Todd Quinlan: This'll work. And it'll look good, too.