Christa Miller credited as playing...
Jordan Sullivan
- Jordan Sullivan: The only reason you're invited is that for some reason you own a Spongebob Squarepants costume.
- J.D.: It was a gift!
- [in his head]
- J.D.: From me to me!
- Jordan Sullivan: It's Jack's first birthday. I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids, and we need to figure out something great for the adults.
- Dr. Perry Cox: How 'bout a russian roulette booth, and, here's the kicker. We put bullets in all the chambers. That way, everybody wins.