Amy Smart credited as playing...
Jamie Moyer
- Jamie Moyer: So, how does this whole wing-man thing work?
- J.D.: Okay, essentially, you have to think of yourself as chum, okay?
- Jamie Moyer: Okay.
- J.D.: And your job as chum is to lure attractive women closer to the boat.
- [Voice over]
- J.D.: Mental note: "The Boat" could be a very cool new nickname.
- Jamie Moyer: Jack wouldn't want my life to be over.
- J.D.: Jack?
- Jamie Moyer: My husband.
- J.D.: Mr. Moyer.
- Jamie Moyer: Call him Jack.
- J.D.: I'd rather not.
- Jamie Moyer: So, "Tasty Coma Wife," huh?
- J.D.: Oh, yeah, I'm sorry; I've heard some idiots call you that.
- Jamie Moyer: I kinda like it.
- J.D.: I thought it up.