Liz Sheridan credited as playing...
Helen Seinfeld
- Morty: Alright, are you ready to eat?
- Helen: Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Dinner? What time is it?
- Helen: It's 4:30
- Jerry Seinfeld: 4:30? Who eats dinner at 4:30?
- Morty: By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I don't understand why we have to eat now.
- Helen: We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
- Morty: Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95. You know what that cost you after 6?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?
- Helen: You're not buying us dinner.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Well, what d'you think?
- Morty: Look at this! Look at this! You bought a Cadillac?
- Jerry Seinfeld: I bought it for you. It's yours.
- Morty: You what? You bought me a Cadillac?
- Jerry Seinfeld: I bought you a Cadillac, here you go.
- Helen: Are you out of your mind?
- Jerry Seinfeld: What?
- Morty: You don't want it? Are you kidding?
- Helen: He's not buying us a Cadillac.
- Morty: What are you, nuts?
- Helen: It's a very nice gesture Jerry, but take it back.
- Morty: Can you believe this?
- Helen: I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. He hasn't got that kind of money.