Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Elaine Benes
- Jerry Seinfeld: Come on, Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? He made a bet he knew he was gonna lose just to take you to dinner.
- Elaine Benes: If he wanted to ask me out, why didn't he just ask me?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Because if he doesn't ask you out, he doesn't get rejected. He found a dating loophole.
- Jerry Seinfeld: So, what happened after the movie?
- Elaine Benes: Nothing. He walked me home.
- Jerry Seinfeld: To the door?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah.
- Jerry Seinfeld: That's a date.
- Elaine Benes: No, it's not.
- Jerry Seinfeld: But I never walk you home.
- Elaine Benes: That's because you're a jackass.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I gotta get going.
- Elaine Benes: Where are you going?
- Jerry Seinfeld: I promised Nicki I'd walk her dog.
- Elaine Benes: But she dumped you.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I know, I know, but somehow she explained it to me, I couldn't say no.
- Elaine Benes: So, what movie are you guys gonna see?
- Nicki: Means to an End.
- Elaine Benes: Oh, we were gonna see that too, but it's sold out. So, we're gonna see Blame it on the Rain.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [to Nicki] Let's see what you can do.
- Nicki: Okay
- Elaine Benes: What's she gonna do? They don't have any more tickets.
- [Nicki returns with two tickets to Means to an End]