Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- George Costanza: [a message on Jerry's answering machine] Hi, this is George. I've got nothing to say.
- Estelle Constanza: You're not Chinese?
- Donna Chang: No.
- Estelle Constanza: I thought you were Chinese!
- Donna Chang: I'm from Long Island.
- Estelle Constanza: Long Island? I thought I was gettin' advice from a Chinese woman.
- Donna Chang: I'm sorry.
- Estelle Constanza: Well. Then that changes everything!
- George Costanza: What?
- Estelle Constanza: She's not Chinese, I was duped!
- George Louis Costanza: You know what this has to do with? The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don't trust men in capes.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say something bad about him.
- George Louis Costanza: All right, Superman's the exception.
- George Costanza: Alright, so let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape?
- Frank Costanza: He was my lawyer.
- George Costanza: Your lawyer wears a cape?
- Frank Costanza: Yeah. So what?
- George Costanza: Who wears a cape?
- Frank Costanza: He's very independent, doesn't follow the trends.
- Estelle Constanza: He looks ridiculous in that thing.
- Frank Costanza: YOU HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION!
- Estelle Constanza: I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?