Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- Elaine Benes: [Realizes Jerry and George aren't paying attention] So then, I got a call this morning. You know, I was, uh, chosen to go on the space shuttle. We're goin' to Mars.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Still staring at the woman] Uh-huh.
- George Costanza: Have a good time.
- Jerry Seinfeld: So the nurse was giving her a sponge bath?
- George Costanza: Every night at six-thirty. The nurse was gorgeous... then I got a look at the patient...
- [laughs, then snorts]
- George Costanza: I was going nuts.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, man. Well, I guess you'll be going back to that hospital.
- George Costanza: [Fake sympathy] Well, my mother, Jerry...
- Jerry Seinfeld: But are you still "Master of your Domain?"
- George Costanza: I am king of the county. You?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Lord of the Manor.
- [after Elaine is out]
- Jerry Seinfeld: All right, Costanza. It's you and me.
- George Costanza: And then there were two.
- George Costanza: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling or zip up.
- Jerry Seinfeld: What did you do?
- George Costanza: I zipped up.
- George Costanza: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Date with Marla.
- George Costanza: Oh, the virgin?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah.
- George Costanza: Any progress there? What's the latest?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Well I got my troops amassed along the border. I'm just waiting for someone to give me the go-ahead.