Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- George Costanza: I saw Sienna again.
- Elaine Benes: Sienna?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, he's dating a crayon.
- George Costanza: I might... tell her that I love her. I came this close last night and then I just chickened out.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Well, that's a big move, Georgie boy. Are you confident in the 'I love you' return?
- George Costanza: Fifty-fifty.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Cause if you don't get that return, that's a pretty big matzoh ball hanging out there.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Do you know how fast these things deteriorate when there's an 'I love you' out of the bag? You can't have a relationship where one person says 'I *love* you' and the other one says 'I"m *hungry*. Let's get something to eat'.
- George Costanza: Unless you're married.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I mean now she thinks I'm one of these guys that loves her. No one wants to be with somebody that loves them.
- George Costanza: No. People *hate* that.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You want to be with somebody that doesn't like you.
- George Costanza: Ideally.
- George Costanza: Well, I am never saying 'I love you' again, unless they say it first.
- Waitress: Matzoh ball soup?
- George Costanza: That would be me.