Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- George Costanza: Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric. Ha ha. What kind of name is that for a clown?
- Jerry Seinfeld: So what was the fire? Just a couple of greasy hamburgers?
- George Costanza: Yeah. Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe.
- Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
- Jerry: Wow.
- George Costanza: You're Batman.
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
- Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
- Jerry Seinfeld: So you feel "Women and children first" in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion?
- George Costanza: To some degree.
- Jerry Seinfeld: So basically it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves?
- George Costanza: In a manner of speaking.