Estelle Harris credited as playing...
Estelle Costanza
- Estelle Costanza: Where have you been? You were supposed to fix the stove! I've been waiting for hours!
- Frank Costanza: I fell on some Fusilli
- Estelle Costanza: Fusilli?
- Frank Costanza: You know, the corkscrew pasta. It was a Fusilli Jerry. It got stuck in me. Had to go to the proctologist.
- Estelle Costanza: The proctologist? Are you okay?
- Frank Costanza: Yeah.
- Estelle Costanza: Oh, I was so worried.
- [grabs a couple of tissues from the box]
- George Costanza: Ma, don't cry!
- Estelle Costanza: Oh, I can't help it!
- George Costanza: Ma, your eyes!
- Estelle Costanza: Well, I'm out there, George.
- George Costanza: No, you're not out there.
- Estelle Costanza: I am, too!
- George Costanza: You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!
- Frank Costanza: Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite, huh?
- Estelle Costanza: Well, it's already working. Kramer made a pass at me.
- Frank Costanza: Kramer made a pass at you? You're crazy.
- Estelle Costanza: I'm not crazy. He stopped short and made a grab.
- Frank Costanza: He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!