Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- Elaine Benes: She gave it to charity.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Charity? That's appalling!
- George Costanza: How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate?
- Frank: [Inspecting his newly polished shoes] I don't think you did such a good job on these...
- George Costanza: What?
- Frank: [shoving the shoe in George's face] You're supposed to see your face in there! Do you see your face in there?
- Frank: George, forget about the shoes. I want you to do something for me. This handicapped woman had an accident. Somebody gave her a used wheelchair with defective brakes.
- George Costanza: Sons of bitches!
- Frank: Anyway, I want you to pick up this big screen TV, and DE! LIVE! ER! IT! TO! HER!
- George Costanza: Big screen TV?
- Frank: You think you can handle that?